distraction beast

(noun)

a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. The old king gave the same stern warning to each of his children: Heed not the endless tripe of the Distraction Beast in yonder wood lest ye lose all good sense and spend your final days with him in stupor - for no sensible man will come to your aid.

b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.

c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
by TheBeastOfTheMark June 07, 2021
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Thashing Beast

A Thashing Beast is a creature that no human can take on. They take the form of tall white males from the South African region. They will bear hug you until you can't breathe, whilst laughing at a rocket league joke. A Thashing Beast is a scary monster whos only weakness is a poor attention span.
"Oh shit look, its Thashing Beast, he's coming right at us"
"Quick show him a minecraft meme"
by DRAGINDEEZNUTS May 31, 2021
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Sneaked Beast

n. a person who is very very high on marijuana; particularly one who is thoroughly and obviously enjoying his or her high.
"Chyeaha bro you're such a sneaked beast!"
"Dude, look at Jack. He's such a sneaked beast right now."
by bobo the clown 12345 February 07, 2013
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Charlie is beast

A boy named charlie Bondu that is a beast at-bball and is famous player in the golden state
Charlie is beast
by T.w.a February 29, 2016
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Beast Swag

1. (n.) A powerful, confident style achieved by wearing Boston Beast branded clothing and accessories, where each piece contributes to a standout look.
2. (v.) To dress in Boston Beast gear with an attitude of self-assurance and boldness.

Definition: Beast Swag refers to the art of wearing Boston Beast clothing in a way that exudes confidence, power, and individuality. Unlike simply wearing the brand from head to toe, Beast Swag emphasizes how each piece is styled to create a commanding presence. It's not just about the clothes, but the attitude and energy the wearer brings to the outfit.

Key elements of Beast Swag:
- Confidence in every piece worn
- Mixing and matching Boston Beast items for a unique look
- Bold color choices and eye-catching designs
- Attention to detail, from accessories to footwear
- An unmistakable aura of self-assurance and strength
Example sentences:
- "Jamal walked into the room with pure Beast Swag, his Boston Beast jacket and sneakers making a statement without saying a word."
- "I'm not just wearing the brand, I'm bringing that Beast Swag to the streets!"
- "Her Beast Swag was off the charts – every piece of her outfit screamed confidence and style."

Remember: Beast Swag isn't about blending in; it's about standing out and owning your look with the bold attitude of a true beast.
by Boston Beast October 03, 2024
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Ja Beast

A Ja Beast is a woman who is large and overweight. Usually is highly ghetto, loud, and or rachet.
Fuck Dat fat ass Ja Beast.
by DrillerMiller69 June 27, 2019
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Grease Beast

A slimy creature that will destroy anything in its path.

A Grease Beast will have a 3ft Penis as well
A Grease Beast attacked the farm last night.
by ChalkedPlay August 27, 2022
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