August 1

whoever is born on this day is the cutest person ever

person 1: hey you! your the cutest girl i know!
person 2: huh what?
person 1: your birthday is in august 1!
person2: no its not

by username0183736 April 19, 2025

August 17th National Chug a Bapple Day

Today it is required to chug a bapple

“Hey today is August 17th National Chug a Bapple Day“

by Definitely Rudy August 17, 2025

August

A lesbian girl stuck in the closet

AUgust that on lesbian girl

by Carlsfrog July 31, 2023

August 7th

August 7th is the day where any guy named James and his significant other have a free pass to exchange nudes. Don’t hate...they just love eachother a lot.

It’s august 7th...you know what that means!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoe August 6, 2020

August 20

The day where everyone is caught lacking.

"Bro Finn got caught lacking today like 200 times! He even cummed on Lara's bed!" "That's probably because it's August 20th: national caught lacking day."

by sussycumbag August 22, 2022

August 8 + 9

Suck your brothers milk day

Me: it’s the days august 8 + 9
Him: Noo!

by tegasdigbick August 8, 2022

August

National Gault member Day! If you are a member of the Gault ,today is your day to be gay!

It makes sense he’s acting like this sense today is August 3
He’s so gay , today , it’s gotta be August 4

by Cracker_#1 August 1, 2019