The Bacon Syndrome

Circa iCarly, Sam explains that she only dated some guy because he bought her expensive gormét bacon. She likens this to Carly dating Freddy because he saved Carly's life. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome but with more Hero Worship.

Honestly I think I dated him for the wrong reasons. He took me in out of the kindness of his heart and I totally got The Bacon Syndrome and felt the need to repay his kindness every way I could. I love him, but I'm not IN LOVE with him.

by Alkemu April 5, 2019

bacon in your ass

The act of shoving random items up your ass, while screaming “ ding dong the witch is dead”

Jason was commiting bacon in your ass when he shoved a toy tractor up his ass.

by Gold3ngurl December 14, 2019

Bacon

The result of intense piggy climaxes

Bacon is tasty

by Hello it is a Irish ☘️ someone December 16, 2019

Baconized

The act of adding unholy amounts of bacon to anything.

can you pass the baconized spinach please?

by Sky blaster December 16, 2019

Bacon

a gift of god sent from the heavens to ease the soul of man and beast alike

and so god said let there be bacon and all creature rejoiced

by Omega Chaos December 19, 2019

bacon

cock

Do you want bacon?
Sure
*unzips pants*

by AboodKiller69 December 20, 2019

Bacon brownie

A fat ass Betch that won’t stop eating and is always emotionally drained and has to eat her feelings

Omg ur such a bacon brownie

by Lingling4eva April 22, 2019