by Kinglamb99 April 12, 2020
Guy 1: What idiot called it erectile dysfunction and not ballzhiemers?
Guy 2: Actually, erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with the balls.
Guy 1: Why do you have to Ross the joke?
Guy 2: Actually, erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with the balls.
Guy 1: Why do you have to Ross the joke?
by Ainsleysommers December 22, 2018
"Dick went to the doctor’s the other day
Did Dick?
Dick Did!
Poorly Dick?
Sick Dick!"
Such an up joke.
-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
"Dick was dining at the restaurant.
Dick was?
Was Dick ever! It was on the tax-payer!
Clever Dick.
Slick Dick!"
Double up joke.
-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
Did Dick?
Dick Did!
Poorly Dick?
Sick Dick!"
Such an up joke.
-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
"Dick was dining at the restaurant.
Dick was?
Was Dick ever! It was on the tax-payer!
Clever Dick.
Slick Dick!"
Double up joke.
-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy
by WolfsbaneD August 05, 2022
Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"
by PhatPhnya October 29, 2020
Risky Joke Day occurs very December eleventh, Where anyone is able to tell there most risky joke scott free!
Jack: "What do you call a elevator full of gay people? A box of necco wafers!"
Jim: "Woah! That's kinda homophobic dude."
Jack: "Relax, Its Risky Joke Day."
Jim: "Woah! That's kinda homophobic dude."
Jack: "Relax, Its Risky Joke Day."
by WDYMJean December 11, 2020
Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?
by Jfman August 09, 2018
similar to april fools, january jokes is where you get to joke around with your friends, but thry cant get mad because it's january jokes
by daybear January 28, 2023