noodle van

Best hentai

Did you see noodle van last night?

by ExuberantWorshipper May 24, 2017

Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit

“Bro wats ur religion”
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”

by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020

juan noodle

having sex from behind while in a spooning position

yo me and my girl juan noodled this morning

by khakipant November 17, 2023

Noodle Stroodle

To jerk off your friend; to ejaculate

Person one: *relaxing, just looking out the window*
Person two: "I'm gonna noodle stroodle you"
Person one: *concerned face* no, I'm fine, thank you. *runs away panicked*

by Your local mole rat November 27, 2023

Noodle Candy

Raw Ramen Noodles.

"Dude, we were so high, we didn't want to make the ramen, so we just ate noodle candy."

by Smoker Face October 12, 2011

juan noodle

A spanish sexual position in which the man inserts his penis into the woman while she spins on top of it like its a macaroni noodle.

Im going to give her the " juan noodle " tonight

by da mexican fence hopper November 17, 2023

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chicken Noodle Soup
When your grandparents have sex and you are laying on the floor and your grandma steps over you and you pray it doesn't drip like a noodle.

I won't eat Chicken Noodle Soup ever again

by Pirplestripedskunk March 25, 2022