penis with lotion

1. Apparently wins you $1,000 Family Feud.
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"

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by THE NIGGER WHO STOLE YOUR BIKE June 6, 2010

Penis Pullers

Another word for skinny jeans except, that these will make your penis size decrease, and make you a social outcast hence the name Penis Pullers.

Look at that dude he's totally rocking Penis Pullers

by RomeyPooh March 30, 2011

Consensual Penis

A wreslter gripping his guy

Oh look, enzo amore is gripping his consensual penis

by ZAIRBI July 23, 2018

Penis Shy

Cannot take a piss with others around

Nick couldn’t use the urinal because he’s penis shy.

by LiamP69 August 26, 2022

Penis Head

a Penis Head is a bald person.

Hey, Penis Head! I’m walking here!

by Yesterday PS3D March 26, 2020

penis to cry on

When a man lends a sympathetic ear to a woman immediately after a break up in order to sleep with her.

To feign empathy and/or compassion for a chick, often for a period of days or even weeks, who has recently had a girl-crisis in order to fuck her.

When a man is emotionally unavailable but sexually available to a girl who is going through a hard time.

Jonh: Dave, where the fuck have you been? I haven't seen you in days.

Dave: Oh, sorry dude. Amy just broke up with her boyfreind and I'm giving her a penis to cry on.

John: Just make sure your intentions are clear enough so that shit doesn't back fire and you end up in the Freind Zone. (i.e. she understands that she will have to start putting out in order to continue to get the loving care she so desperately needs)

by Doctor Bliss December 2, 2011

Penis clot

When there is a blood clot in your penis

Andrew: my dog died of a penis clot
Connor: it is what it is

by Connor cannoli November 27, 2017