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your moms your dad

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Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.
Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist."

Bob: "your moms your dad."

Bill: "Ahh...?"
by spencerlovesboys January 20, 2009
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your moms cock

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the biggest/longest cock you'll ever see! if you think youre, after you see this you won't be. Trust me is fucking hot
dude your moms cock made me cum like 20 times in one minute! so satisfied ;-)
by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 17, 2018
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Your momma and them

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a. Your momma - Your mother.
b. (and) them - everybody related to you; everybody related to your mother; any person closely associated with your mother; any neighbor of your mother within 5 blocks; anybody that attends your mother's church; anybody your mother knew from back in the day; two women named Joyce.
How's your momma and them?
We went ate by your momma and thems.
by Sunshine March 24, 2003
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forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom
What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"
by mocracy June 18, 2010
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your moms dead outside

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New York slang for 'your moms outside right now'
New York Nigga: AYO SHIT, YOUR MOMS DEAD OUTSIDE
Texas Nigga: *Starts Crying*
by r fly May 13, 2018
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i was at your moms house

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an answer to any question involving "where".
<bob> where were you last night?

<rick> i was at your moms house

<bob> ok
by soccer dude May 18, 2006
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your moms gay

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Sarcastic statement made by high school kids. Mixture of "your mom" "you're gay". Very rarely used seriously
Tim: Can I borrow a pencil
Joe: no, your moms gay
Joe: *gives Tim a pencil*
by YaBoiJayCutlet January 7, 2016
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