Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).

Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.

by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016

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jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

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jumping po

JUMPING PO LOVES TO BOUNCE UP AND DOWN AND SING A SPECIAL SONG!

person:hey have you heard off the new jumping po toy

person that got infected by jumping po: JUMPING PO LOVES TO BOUNCE UP AND DOWN

by Louie_thecutestpug July 8, 2021

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123 jumping

Jumping up and down to rhythmic music.

When you walk past mainstage and glance at all the molly kids 123 jumping and remember that used to be you.

by anonymous February 20, 2023

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Status Jumping

Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.

Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.

by BookFacee July 6, 2010

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