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Zac Jones

A person who touches people younger than him and enjoys being a gnome under the pants...
Zac Jones touched a 10 year old in a sleep over
by mum's mum's mum's dad January 15, 2022
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Jake Jones

Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.
OMG look at Jake Jones he is so sexy
by J3TS2955 April 20, 2021
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Mike Jones

A rapper is a Pokemon. Hence, the reason he says "MIKE JONES!" 2/47
Mike Jones: Mike Jones!
Person: Who is Mike Jones?
Mike Jones: Duh? I AM Mike Jones.
by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022
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Jone

The baddest bitch on the block, don’t mess w her when she has sunglasses if you don’t wanna catch those hands. MC Vait has got you hooked.
Guy: hey who’s that over there
Girl: don’t mess with her, that’s thunder Jone
by Baddestbitch2002 December 9, 2018
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Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc
The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres
by anonymous November 29, 2023
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Lara-jones

A very rare creature that doesn’t exit in usyd. Also known as pet, duck, dog or postbox. She is a pet of a mop and also duck or dog that wants to press a red button. If there’s a lara-jones in your life you are considered a luckybone.
Mop: Siri. Call lara-jones.
Siri: Calling boss’s pet.
Mop: Can I press the red button?

Pet: Yes dog.
by Minihiro October 11, 2018
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Lucious Q Jones

Issac's dick.
I have leaked pic's of Lucious Q Jones.
by RANDOMUDMAN November 19, 2012
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