Phone wanking

Wiggling your phone to record extra steps on a step app

I was phone wanking to get all 10000 steps for the day

by Coll24 January 10, 2017

wank tribute

Making a video wanking (masturbating) over a ladies photo without cumming.

I made a wank tribute over her photo last night

by The Plumber Jezza J March 3, 2019

Femi wank

When a female pleasures themselves.

Isobel: I was so horny when I woke up that I had to have a femi wank

by Jess McMinn September 10, 2012

hope wank

sexual fantasy wank material that you want to be a reality.

Hope Wank = 'Hey Bill I played with my pussy last night thinking of your hard cock fucking my big tits. I want you to do that for real one day.'

by Cherie Hooters July 24, 2011

Koala Wank

Where a girl effectivley hugs the penis similar to the tit wank but with more cwtching. Similar to how a koala climbs a tree

Patch: "dude i got a dutch rudder last night!"
Jamie: " thats nothing i got a koala wank!!!"

by BlossomFM&TheWalrus November 24, 2009

Posh wank

A posh wank is slang for a wanker who is wanking with a condom on. Whilst the condom itself does not make the wank posh. The wanker may raise their pinky finger whilst wanking therefor making it a posh wank. To make a posh wank more posh the wanker may drink some tea whilst wanking or the wanker may wear a top hat and monicle. Therefore making the wank more posh.

Hey Jeff I'm about to go for a posh wank

by MR_Sir March 9, 2018

miserable wank

when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!

after watching that beastiality porn over the weekend, brian had a miserable wank, poor bloke!

by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010