Friend: "So who is rolling with us to the city?" Yourself "Just Maurice, its wing man university tonight!" We are teaching young Maurice here the intricacies of being a good wing man. Remember being a good wing man is a necessary skill, and much appreciated by your friends!
by Jteezysanramon February 18, 2009
Guy 1: So I was visiting Ohio State Unive--
Guy 2: Whoa whoa whoa whoa now. You mean you were visiting THE Ohio State University
Guy 1: Whatever. And they had this pool
Guy 2: No, repeat the sentence correctly.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Do it.
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Motherfucker, you wanna get laid out?
Guy 1: I was visiting THE Ohio State University.
Guy 2: Whoa whoa whoa whoa now. You mean you were visiting THE Ohio State University
Guy 1: Whatever. And they had this pool
Guy 2: No, repeat the sentence correctly.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Do it.
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Motherfucker, you wanna get laid out?
Guy 1: I was visiting THE Ohio State University.
by Beanstalker March 11, 2011
A large (~35,000 students) public university in Denton, Texas. Known for its art, music, philosophy, education and psychology programs. Home to the 4 time grammy nominated One'O Clock Lab Band, the school's jazz program has been ranked #1 in the nation every year since 1994, when News and World Report started ranking jazz programs.
Science and engineering at the school has traditionally taken a back seat to the arts and soft sciences, however recently the school has created a large research compound north of campus and greatly expanded its scientific research budget.
It also has a notoriously bad football team, a vibrant local music scene and an overpopulation of hippies/hipsters.
Science and engineering at the school has traditionally taken a back seat to the arts and soft sciences, however recently the school has created a large research compound north of campus and greatly expanded its scientific research budget.
It also has a notoriously bad football team, a vibrant local music scene and an overpopulation of hippies/hipsters.
Yea dude, this weekend i hung with my bro up at University of North Texas and after we went to the arts and jazz festival we smoked some shrooms and rolled around on the courthouse lawn.
by darkwhiteguy August 20, 2009
1. University of British Columbia a.k.a University of Billion Chinese a.k.a University of Beautiful Chicks a.k.a University of Booze and Cannabis.
2. The Berkley of Canada, and one of the top 40 universities in the world. A fact which no one outside of academia is really aware of. Usually perceived by Canadians as being among the top three universities in the country. (U of Toronto, Mcgill are the other two).
3. The university with the most beautiful campus in Canada.
2. The Berkley of Canada, and one of the top 40 universities in the world. A fact which no one outside of academia is really aware of. Usually perceived by Canadians as being among the top three universities in the country. (U of Toronto, Mcgill are the other two).
3. The university with the most beautiful campus in Canada.
by America.who.lives.in.Canada December 30, 2010
A state university located in Mount Pleasant, MI. Known by CMU or Central locally, it is the school in Michigan to go to if you like to party but don't have a learning disability as required for admission to Eastern or Western.
I was going to go to Western, but they said I didn't qualify as mentally challenged so I have to go to Central Michigan University.
by ChuckChippewa June 29, 2011
A prestigious research university located in Virginia, that is known for having the hottest girls and relentless parties.
by WANGGGGG May 06, 2005
LMU is different from USC and UCLA. It's a quiet little university with palm trees around the courtyards between the buildings. Has the advantages that all schools near a big city have (theaters, museums). The small size of the student population makes the learning experience that much better. They have a great fitness center and great facilities overall. The film school is growing, and it's political science, business, and communications programs are all strong points. The students are friendly and the curriculum is great. Not to mention, the girls are very good looking.
Bro 1: Hey, I totally want to go to USC or UCLA!
Bro 2: But what about Loyola Marymount University?
Bro 3: Yeah I've heard of that place! The students are chill, the girls are hot, the facilities rock, the courses are awesome, the faculty are exceptional, and it's in LA!
Bro 1: That sounds so chill!
Bro 2: But what about Loyola Marymount University?
Bro 3: Yeah I've heard of that place! The students are chill, the girls are hot, the facilities rock, the courses are awesome, the faculty are exceptional, and it's in LA!
Bro 1: That sounds so chill!
by Dr. Dre's Nephew February 13, 2009