Noehren tree fuck

When you jump out of the top floor of UNI's dorm noehren and land your anus right on a tree. You then bark like a dog and squint your eyes until you sweat.
Hey guys did you watch that game on tv last night?
Yes it was awesome, but my ass hurts from doing the noehren tree fuck!
Lets go to Coldstone.
by noehren tree fuckers.com October 06, 2009
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Tony sparks Trees

The best rap artist you never heard of.His LP "Chronical Thoughts" is amazing and original.
1-Tony sparks Trees is great for all the piff he puts in the air.
2-I'ma burn it down like "Tony sparks Trees".
by tstrees August 24, 2007
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Christmas Tree controversy

A Controversy that arises now and then around Christmas over the displaying of christmas trees in public, government or locations where the public typically gathers (such as Banks, Grocery stores, etc) and is usually the result of someone having a problem with religious ideals and objects being on public display.

Typically considered political correctness run amuck given the absurdity of the dispute, especially considering that the Christmas tree is a relatively recent edition to the celebration of Christmas with origins in pagan religion and was almost instantly seized upon for its commercial applications by shops and business.
News reporter: a Christmas tree controversy today as Chase bank has told a branch of theirs that they can not put a Christmas tree on display and that it must be taken down after they received complaints from customers. Other customers have threatened to pull their money out of the bank if the tree is removed.
by Jacob Mei December 06, 2010
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happy tree friends

Cuddly little forest animals geting brutally killed in various and occasionally comedic ways. Usually good for a laugh but sometimes its just painful to watch.

Essentially "Itchy and Scratchy" brought out of the Simpsons and given more animals than just a cat and mouse.
happy tree friends = Itchy and Scratchy
by blind_assassin January 02, 2007
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tree swinging ape

An absolute coon that has no chill aka chief keef
Did you see that tree swinging ape yesterday?
by Yungchiefkeef February 16, 2018
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off my tree

Absolutely shit faced on drugs or alcohol.
I was off my tree last night.
by Two469 May 08, 2016
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out of his tree

bro he's out of his tree
by iamnotlegallynamedjoshua August 31, 2018
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