Nick's Large Christmas Tree

A large tree, usually about 12ft tall, owned by a person named Nick who has an extremely large penis

Nick's Large Christmas Tree is second to none

by ROACH SMASHER December 14, 2010

Ugly tree trunk

1) Severly worse than the <ugly stick>.

2) If you are beaten by the ugly stick you will look like Joe Jonas, if you are beaten with the ugly TREE TRUNK you will look like Kevin Jonas

3) If hit with an ugly tree trunk you will be super ugly.

1) Jon- Ha look at that celebrity! She must have been beaten with an ugly stick!
Bob- Bro are you serious right now? That is such an understatement! She was obviously beaten with an Ugly tree trunk!
Jon- Ohh gosh you are totally right. What was i thinking?

by lolllsmrtreetrunkguy123 June 16, 2009

Pear Tree

A scrawny girl with a big booty. Limbs resembling those of a deciduous tree during the winter season, but with an ass like a pear.

Oh shit, she must have followed the mix-a-lot xmas mix workout tape. O dat pear tree doe!

by Ranner Fuller December 18, 2013

pussy tree

noun, referring to a magical tree in Austin Texas out of which, if you're a single man and shake it correctly, pussy falls into your lap.

I am out shaking the pussy tree tonight

by paulox May 19, 2014

Christmas Tree Party

When you stick your penis in the thing you pour water into and your friends are watching and joining in slowly and slowly

Christmas Tree Party is the perfect gift if you want to be pleasured

by Hms Faggots December 21, 2017

Cunt Tree

Something that grows along the side of the road in John Denver songs.

"Cunt tree roads....take me home....to the place...trees grow cunts!
Wet vagina...mount your mama...take me home...cunt tree roads.

by Dark Dave October 14, 2019

Get my tree on

V. To acquire and consume marijuana.

Yo, can I roll up? I'm tryin' to get my tree on.

by P-Says November 29, 2007