Toothpaste Foreskin

The flap of toothpaste that forms on the nozzle of a tube of toothpaste that has not been capped.

Rabbi Finkelstein used a tissue to remove the toothpaste foreskin from his tube of Colgate.

by Steinerwoodwork March 19, 2025

Toothpasting

Doing something impressive in a smooth, professional manner— like the consistency of toothpaste. Thus, toothpasting. Usually used in FPS game lobbies.

Ex.: Oh my god I just clutched that kill. I’m toothpasting so hard

by nyamunyamuchi March 28, 2025

Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.

“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”

by Angels naked April 28, 2025

Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.

“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”

by Angels naked April 28, 2025

Toothpaste beater

A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.

Guy 1: did you see how clean John's foreskin is? Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely a toothpaste beater.

by A certain short guy May 6, 2025

toothbrush incident

When the famous influencer and tiktok sensation Daniel Larson put a toothbrush up his anus, and afterwards used it to brush his teeth resulting in him having feces in his teeth.

John: If you dont stop teasing me right now Brianna, I am going to recreate the toothbrush incident!!!!

by Harry .P Ness May 16, 2025

Tooth infection that spread to my brain

Is why I feel drained. I took some antiseptic mouth wash and it ameliorated my symptoms by 30% overnight.

Hym "And if I could prescribe myself with antibiotics for the tooth infection that spread to my brain I wouldn't feel this way."

by Hym Iam June 20, 2025