Toilet

A bowl you-Eh you know what I'm just gonna stop here.

Moooooooommmm I dropped your phone in the toilet.

by madog7864 & gameluver November 20, 2019

skibidi toilet

a f*cking hell of a series that gives you brain rot

Skibidi toilet is so overrated

by probablypeenuts November 25, 2023

DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TILL I CAMERAMAN

DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TILL I CAMERAMAN

Sour: DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TILL I CAMERAMAN
Dogtaro:DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TILL I CAMERAMA

by DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TI January 8, 2024

Toilet trading

Exchanging any type of sex for money in a men’s public bathroom.

I though George Michaels was the top toilet trading extraordinaire until I watched the Mick Jagger & David Bowie video “ dancing in the streets”. Definitely Toilet Traders.

by Rolin Derty October 1, 2018

Toilet act

The act of defecation. To pass solid waste. Dropping the kids off at the pool. Splashdown. Giving birth to a live eel. Reverse sodomy.

The intruder performed a vile toilet act upon the Secretary's Chair and Cushion before leaving the scene of the crime.

by The Boston Sausage Strangler August 14, 2019

Toilet paper

Something that no longer exists due to Karens panicking because of their anti-vax kid is going to die, so she's going to make a toilet paper hut for them.

"DAMIT KAREN! MY ANTI-VAX KID NEEDS THIS TOILET PAPER MORE THAN YOU!"

by RylanisSsuperHot March 24, 2020

Squat Toilet

A toilet design used mostly in Japan and Asia. To use it, remove your pants, then squat over the pan and poop.

I just learned how to use a squat toilet!

by Dongnugget December 24, 2020