Chode

A short fat dick. Width is longer than height. Full boner looks like a meatball. Serious turn off for the ladies. Can also be used as an insult.

“OMG Have y’all heard about the roomer going around that Peyton and grant have chodes” “leave me alone you fucking chode”

by Sensai WALL-ee December 19, 2019

Chode

A word used to describe Dundee City Council’s Clerk of Works

Paul, the clerk of works, is a chode

by JohnWayneBuilders April 29, 2019

gyan chode

A punjabi kid with a turban that's always high asf and has a unibrow. He also can't stop watching porn.

Jas is such a gyan chode because of his weed addiction

by SURREY22G May 9, 2019

Chode

Something that is wider then its own length.

Marshall Lea's dick is a chode

by juicey man May 10, 2019

dick chode

In some males, as the weight of their testicles pull down on their ballsack, a fold or wrinkle of skin is created on the sides of the penis shaft. This wrinkle/fold may also extend above the penis shaft as well. *Not to be confused with fat pad or FUPA (fat above pubic area.) An example of a male dick chode can be seen on Max Riemelt with his full frontal scene in the Netflix series Sense8.

I absolutely love Max Riemelt’s dick chode!

by The Wicked Witch of Words August 17, 2019

Jungle Chode

A Minecraft Jungle Tree that has grown to be very fat and short. This can also be known as a Tree Of the Lennie Pankhurst.

That tree is a Jungle Chode mate

by Jkshhajqjhe August 27, 2019

chode

an unproportionate penis it is shorter but very thick

guy 1: my dick is bigger but not as long
thot: I love chodes
guy 2: wtf

by Seawynth September 24, 2019