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jerk off ratio

the ratio of bookmarks to likes on a twitter post
“77 bookmarks 12 likes, dam. thats a high jerk off ratio for a simple blowjob video”
by WaterFlowingUnderground December 24, 2023
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Jerk

Jerk is the third derivative of position with respect to time and respectively second derivative of velocity.
Is at least the acceleration of the expansion of the universe constant. And if not, is its jerk constant.
by Saposto November 30, 2016
mugGet the Jerkmug.

jerking off nathaniel style

Jerking Off Nathaniel Style refers to jerking off but like a Nathaniel. To Jerk Off Nathaniel Style, you must have vinegar and Mountain Dew, preferably LiveWire flavored. Then, you wanna put both items in a bag and stick your dick inside. Then, you go on as if you were jerking off normally, only you cum in the Mountain Dew vinegar filled bag instead.
David wanted to jerk off, like he always does. But he was bored of the usual ways of using a fleshlight and his hands. He had heard from his classmates about jerking off nathaniel style and wanted to try it out. He went to his gas station to get some Mountain Dew and went back home for the vinegar. He took the objects he needed into a secluded alleyway and proceeded with the J.O.N.S. In the middle of his jerk off session (nathaniel style), a car with strobing lights on the top passed by. David has epilepsy and proceeded to seize and foam out the mouth. David was found dead 3 weeks later because no one gives a fuck about David.
by dajinco January 12, 2025
mugGet the jerking off nathaniel stylemug.

Jerk-tographer

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.
Lunchbox is a real jerk-tographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.
by Tubbie McFunklestein June 16, 2011
mugGet the Jerk-tographermug.

squirt jerk

the man rapidly fingers the women until she ejaculates onto the mans hard penis, and then proceeds to jack him off until he finishes.
Benton: Hey Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: oh mia and I are gonna have a nice squirt jerk session.
by benton69 August 4, 2017
mugGet the squirt jerkmug.

Jerk Jousting

Jerk jousting is when you and a friend with a penis take off all your clothes and get an erection and run at each other until your penis' clash.
Hey Jerry, want to go jerk jousting with me?
by MrSyde December 18, 2019
mugGet the Jerk Joustingmug.

jerk line

A line of people who are jerking off in sync together
dude remember that time when you were really drunk and you were in that jerk line and you cumed in that guys butthole
by Wang Liqin November 4, 2014
mugGet the jerk linemug.

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