Ski J

n.: getting your dingy licked while on a ski lift and/or skiing

You: Tom, quit talking to that 17 year old on the chair lift.

Tom: Nah man, gimme a minute, I'm about to pull a Ski J between moguls on the double black.

by skijsallround February 1, 2010

J-Pew

Someone who lacks the general personality to deserve a real nickname. The pew sound usually solicits an aggressive response from the J-Pew driving him into an angry rage.

person 1: hey J-Pew
person 2 (J-Pew): Ill fucking rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders
person 1: PEW PEW PEW
person 2: RAWWRR

by FilipinoDriftKing October 18, 2011

PB&J

When a man loves his woman so much, he is willing to compromise on that day of the month. First, the dong is used to ravage her booty hole, and upon pulling out, the man's bell-end(penis head) is covered in a peanut butter substance. He then proceeds to mash his wanker into the jelly-filled period cooter, thus creating a perfect mashup of peanut butter and jelly in between two slices of ass.

My side piece has been on her period for the past week, but it's okay since I was able to make a delicious PB&J between her enormous bum cheeks.

by bell.end October 24, 2018

J Date

To spend a nice evening at home with oneself and your hand. A Jerk Date.
This term was coined by Pete Holms, the stand up comedian .

"Hey man, you wanna go see a movie tonight?"
"Nah, it's been a rough week. I'm just gonna take myself on a J Date and go to bed."

by DK Garden May 18, 2018

ray j

A very sucessful man who is both a singer and actor, Brandy's brother, and is on numerous t.v. shows and radio stations and pretty much all over the place in my view, but then again, I am a big fan of his...

DAMN!! Did you catch Ray J on t.v. last night? And what about his songs, I mean, those are amazing!

by CK-Money February 25, 2007

J crust

The polite term for jesus christ

Oh J crust I failed my class

by skylar&evan June 12, 2007

J-Mo

Comes from the Latin words "Magnus Dorkcaus." Today it can commonly be translated to Big Dork, The Accounting Steve Erkel, or Mr. Pocket Protector. J-Mo can also refer to one who supports cheaters, commonly from the New England area, or the leader of the "I have a man crush on Tom Brady and Bill Belichick."

Mommy I want to be like J-Mo. I want to love the Patriots and qoute FASB's in my dreams.

by magic sticks March 6, 2008