A group of lowly cougars who use books as an excuse to get HAMMERED. It all starts with a little "sip" of wine, next thing you know they're pissing on police cars and your son Burt is contemplating using his Luger on you. Often confused with an actual exchange of literary opinions, this is a full blown cougar frat party; a proverbial last hoorah before menopause hits. It's a way to keep pussies wet and livers even wetter. FUCK OUR KIDS LETS GET HAMMERED!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
"Girls!!! I can feel my cervix shriveling up, its time for a 'book club meeting'. Lets fucking shit on the floor and turn our kids into sluts and losers (pipe fitter)."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
by Noah Cuthbertson April 10, 2025
Get the Book Clubmug. A Nintendo Wii modified to integrate Facebook, Guitar Hero III, and a 5.1 optical audio connection to a Dolby Digital receiver.
"Hey Jenna, do you want to stop over and play Super Mario Galaxy later or maybe bowling?"
"No, Thanks, I'm playing the Faceguitarwii-book right now. Did you know I'm completely obsessed with facebook? I need help. Can you help me? I think I should maybe go to an AA meeting or something. I think they'll clap for me there and I'll be less obsessed. No wait, I'll be too busy playing to go to the meeting."
"No, Thanks, I'm playing the Faceguitarwii-book right now. Did you know I'm completely obsessed with facebook? I need help. Can you help me? I think I should maybe go to an AA meeting or something. I think they'll clap for me there and I'll be less obsessed. No wait, I'll be too busy playing to go to the meeting."
by Submitted by Sean Flanagan, Created by Jenna Vosseteig January 10, 2008
Get the Faceguitarwii-bookmug. by Eric Hollman October 25, 2009
Get the Hallow bookmug. A term used to describe when someone is further ahead than another in a given situation, while still implying the other person will reach that point in the situation eventually.
by uneaziness April 23, 2023
Get the Same book, but different chaptersmug. A author who quotes their own phrases in their own book.
Author who uses their own quotes in a published book.
A large quantity of quotes written by the authors.
A book with written quotes.
Quotes that are written by the author themselves.
A book of quotes written by the original author only.
Author who uses their own quotes in a published book.
A large quantity of quotes written by the authors.
A book with written quotes.
Quotes that are written by the author themselves.
A book of quotes written by the original author only.
Charbel: What book are you reading this month?
Enoch: I’m reading the Book Of Quotes, written quotes by the original author.
BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei
Enoch: I’m reading the Book Of Quotes, written quotes by the original author.
BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei
by MillYentei DYSlick January 17, 2024
Get the Book Of Quotesmug. 
'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'
'no, im reading the book'
by Lilmo Hatster May 1, 2010
Get the Reading the bookmug.