She sat down at the dinner table and realised the profile pictures were highly misleading. He was boot ugly.
by cg036 December 19, 2021

by #1 ugly bitch August 24, 2019

by ShetHole May 7, 2021

Jackson:damn bruh you ugly asl
Kaylee:I know you want me I’m beautiful
Tell an ugly girl she’s ugly: you tell her she’s ugly
Kaylee:I know you want me I’m beautiful
Tell an ugly girl she’s ugly: you tell her she’s ugly
by I hate ppl named Kaylee February 28, 2023

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

A ugly coyote is either an ugly woman or man; someone wakes right up to next to them in bed, in the morning when they're to late to realize it.
Jim: Hey joe, where your arm?
Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.
Jim: So what did you do?
Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.
Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.
Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.
Jim: So what did you do?
Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.
Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.
by those defs March 16, 2016
