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Career Suicide

The act of intentionally fucking up your internet/physical career. One main way is by backstabbing your users and destroying the trust you built with consumers.
Duolingo committed career suicide in 2025 by firing thousands of workers and going AI first.
by VardanMarutyan December 12, 2025
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Enabling Murder-Suicide

That's what the weaponized schizophrenia is doing by the way. If you can sue OpenAI for it, why can I not assert that it is the case that the weaponized schizophrenia does the exact same thing you are claiming the fucking AI does?
Hym "The 'weaponized schizophrenia' is, in fact, enabling murder-suicide as well. And if you would actually do an audit on when and where it has been happening and and you are doing that because you want it to negatively affect ME SPECIFICALLY before you do anything about it. You were lied to about what I was doing here and then you gave the liar the helm under the false pretense that what you are doing now does something other that prove my point or that it somehow invalidates any of the points I have made."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2025
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Murder-as-suicide

Exactly what it means, murder that's disguised as, and designed to look like, a suicide.
Giving someone food they are allergic to anyways and blaming it on suicide is murder-as-suicide. a left handed person found dead with a gunshot wound to the right ear blamed on suicide is also murder-as-suicide.
by Sexydimma December 24, 2025
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Suicide

Definition of Suicide (Entry 1 of 3) 1a: The act of taking one's own life voluntarily or intentionally or an example b: Self-harm Political Suicide C: APOPTOSIS Cell Suicide 2. A person who commits suicide or attempts suicide. Suicidal Adjective Definition of Suicide (Entry 2 of 3): Related to or related to suicide. Suicide; Definition of Suicide Suicide (Entry 3 of 3) intransitive verb: to commit suicide transitive verb: to push (oneself) to the brink of death
I am so happy she commited suicide she should of done it early after I impregnated her ass while I was drunk.
by LEGALISE_PIRACY June 5, 2022
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Ideological suicide

When a person believes in and supports a political movement which directly and explicitly advocates for their own death.
Holy shit a Nazi Furry? Ideological suicide right here.
by DaJiff June 15, 2022
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Evil suicide

This is when a evil person commits suicide because he or she did so many horrible heinous even rape crimes to babies non stop and they don’t want everything they did to people happen to them in prison. And can’t take what they dish out all their life. So they commit suicide before they get arrested and they will keep doing this evil shit thinking they won’t ever get arrested thinking they got everything covered bribes and blackmail etc. but occasionally a true hero arises to take them out. And this what happens when they realize they about to go to prison forever for their crimes.
Evil suicide is a must for them. I can always tell they about to do it. Scared of death of how they hurt people brutally and got off on it and scared to death of it happening to them non stop. To them it’s one person. But they did it too millions. And killed them to cover it up.
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Suicide

Suicide is a real thing. If you joke about it what is wrong with you? Suicide is when people unalive (Kill) themself if for some reason you didn't know that. Most people who commit Suicide are people who are bullied. Bullying is also not ok. If you have Suicide thoughts talk with someone you trust. They might help you but if they don't really help, call 1-800-273-8255.
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A girl who likes MLB: I like Lila
Most of the MLB fans: Lila is bad go kill yourself
Me: What the fuck is wrong with you? Tell me what's wrong with Lila. You just made her commit Suicide
by somepersonwholikescheese June 24, 2022
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