Smokes we won't pay 

When you rent out a cabin that is in the middle of nowhere and there are no stores around other than a smoke shop on the indian reserve to purchase groceries. You end up going to buy what you need and walking out with a carton of smokes regardless if you smoke or not because they are so cheap on the reserves. They basically give them to you just for coming into the store.

Mike, " Hey Kyle, we need to get some toilet paper and some firewood today from the store or we will have frozen shit running down our legs."

Kyle, " The only store around is that fucked up smoke shop on the gas-huffer reserve down the road."

Mike, " Well atleast Smokes we won't pay"

Smokes we won't pay by faaaaack May 14, 2010

::smoke 

A descriptive smiley added to posts on some online forums to show film noir type dramtic attitude, OR that the user is currently smoking something (such as cannabis, tobacco, crack, or jenkem).

Originates from BBcode tag for the smiley. Also seen as :smoke: and :smoke.

<brian12> the dude tried to sell me a pair of magic rings that would turn me immortal
<brian12> i asked his address and called the cops on him for fraud ::smoke

... or ...

04:18 <P0tHe4d-007> rolling up :p
04:20 <P0tHe4d-007> here we go ::smoke

::smoke by bustam04n December 5, 2010

smokeNstroke 

a party consisting of only one person smoking and then engaging in stroking.

Last night I had an all night smokeNstroke.

smokeNstroke by Hillratt January 2, 2012

smoke chaser 

The person who sits around the fire with the smoke billowing in their face and doesn't think to move because deep down they think they're destined for the smoke or they're simply too stupid to move...

"What's the point, the smoke will just follow me. It's always been this way."

The down & out.
The trampled on.
The losers.
The push overs.
The wet blankets.
The used and abused.

Look at Jimmy on the other side of the fire, he has been sitting there for at least half an hour and the smoke if blowing directly into his face, everything and everyone has always had there was with him.. he never has never had a chance, what a smoke chaser

smoke chaser by gunsttar September 10, 2015

Smoke 

To fuck; sex

I smoked that girl , mane.

Smoke by Ohmwrecked December 26, 2016

Smoke ass

When you put a blunt in someone's ass and smoke it

"remember kids, smoke ass, eat grass and die fast!" - random highschooler

Smoke ass by Large yoshi 69 May 16, 2019

smoke a brick 

1. Consume large amounts of cocaine.

2. Kill someone with down’s syndrome.

1. Y’all tryna smoke a brick today?

2. I was sick of the annoying mental illness lobbyists, so I smoked a brick.

smoke a brick by ligmaballs689 September 25, 2019