by Th3LoadR August 27, 2008
(v). to slap the cactus, to be slapping the cactus, to have slapped the cactus.
A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.
A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.
"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"
Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"
Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"
by Sienna Shay October 03, 2010
When a male is having intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, the male takes both hands and arms, and winds them up like a windmill and slaps the female in the ass. Sometimes resulting in the female slamming her head into the wall/headboard that was directly in front of her.
John: Hey man i totally Hurricane slapped my girlfriend last night.
Joe: No shit man did she fall off or stay on
John: She fell off and put a hole in my fucking wall
Joe: Nice! it must of been one hell of a Hurricane Slap !
Joe: No shit man did she fall off or stay on
John: She fell off and put a hole in my fucking wall
Joe: Nice! it must of been one hell of a Hurricane Slap !
by Greg14127 December 15, 2008
Yeti Slap is largely similar to a “Chimp Slap” in the fact these are the most brutal of slaps. The kind of slap that has you doing a spin on your way to the ground. Or that you have lost a piece of your face. Teeth, noses, eyes, mouth are all possible loses from a Yeti Slap. You might even get whip lash from the violent blow.
"Did you see dude's face? Looks like he was mauled by a bear."
"Yea he got mouthy and someone put it on em, Yeti Slaped his ass!"
"Yea he got mouthy and someone put it on em, Yeti Slaped his ass!"
by Kc_canine February 24, 2009
by yugioh is better than fortnite April 25, 2019
When having sex; to pull out and catch the semen with your hand and slap the female in the face, before she can react.
by FlashSlapper May 10, 2012
by Kyoei March 05, 2012