Sexual Purgatory

The three to four years that boys wait from the time they become sexually active, to the age that most girls become sexually active. Most common from 7th grade to 10th grade.
Older Brother: so bro, have you gotten any action yet?

You: nah, i'm still in Sexual Purgatory, i can't see myself gettin laid for at least another two years.
by C0mm155ar February 21, 2010
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sexual stoichiometry

In a consensual situation, it states that the partner with the least amount of sexual desire will determine how far the act will proceed.
Craig: Yeah, I wanted to bang Mina last night, but she wouldn't have any of it.

Mark: Damn, sexual stoichiometry strikes again.
by admiralhotcakes November 15, 2010
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Sexually Accommodating

One who sexually accommodates those in dire need of sexual relief. Also known as a male whore.
A gamer - You are such a male whore!!

C gamer - I am not a male whore, I am sexually accommodating!!

A gamer - Umm, excuse me??

C gamer - Well, there are lots of chicks out there that like sex and well, it would be wrong of me to not be sexually accommodating to them. I feel it is my right and civil duty to do so.

A gamer - Yeah, just wrap that shit up so your cock don't fall off!!
by SexuallyAccommodating August 01, 2011
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Oh No Sexual

A person who does not take part in any sexual activity as they feel it is immoral.
Neil - You know what Steve, I'm thinking of becoming a Jesuit priest. What do you think?
Steve - You do know that they frown upon sexual relations?
Neil - What like an Oh No Sexual?
Steve - Exactly.
by TheShortElvis November 02, 2010
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Sexual Battery

When someone shoves a battery up their own or someone else’s holes including but not limited to asshole, vagina, and sometimes urethra for sexual pleasure involving said battery acid and electrocution.
Why tf would you sexual battery yourself like that?

Because that battery acid feels so good up your ass.
by Logibear69 March 16, 2019
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sexual intellectual

a person who knows a lot about sex. Not just having it(though that is the best way to learn) Not only from the primal perspective but also on a scientific and intellectual level. This person knows about and can discuss sex from a practical point of view.
Jill: Why does a woman get wet when she's having sex?
Kate: I dont kno. Ask Melly, She's the sexual intellectual
by Dedi October 04, 2007
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Sexual Harassment

The office politics term for a part of the human courtship behaviour. An act of flirtation usually on behalf of the receptive partner, a precursor to a consenting sexual relationship.
In my career (I am an office manager) I have had to deal with twelve cases of sexual harassment and have heard of many more from my peers - this definition is based on a 100% record.
by yaoigirlproxy January 25, 2005
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