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st marys catholic school 

a school in bishops stortford that is catholic. mr neves is the current head. mr celano was the old head. mr celano is italian ofc. music department is so underfunded i will die. best music teacher is going on maternity leave. we have two flute players and 99% of the school are homophobes. there is a gay teacher there too he is my RE teacher lmao.
i go to st marys catholic school because i am a lesbainnnn~
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st edwards oxford 

St Edwards Oxford school. Low key good, but shit teaching. Girls are snakes and start drama while all the boys are pedos racists, both are rich daddy’s money pricks. The shells are violently bullied… for character!!!

Things to have to go to St Edwards:
- parents with a MASSIVE NETWORTH
- a north face
- a massive trust fund
- a crusty white dog
- a nic addiction
person 1 - « do you know of St Edwards Oxford «
person 2 - « oh yes! my friends son goes there! HUGE prick and gets 0 bitches »
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St Gabriel's Secondary School

The best school in the world. It is a heaven for everyone where the teacher is nice and everyone is very good and happy. There are no problems and the food is tasty. Everyone is good friends with everyone and teachers. This school is very good and awesome for everyone. Nothing ever happened on 8th September 2021. The school did not lose any students and we always only had 100 people. The blood stains in the toilet was the result of periods and not any student who gave head. I am most certainly not a spy trying to document this and got caught. I am most certainly not being held hostage with a ArmaLite AR-15 223 Remington 5.56×45mm loaded with 9mm bullets capable of firing through walls pointed at my head. I am not being forced to write this in order to hide the incident. Sorry, a incident. I am not sure why you may think that I may not exist after this is published. Please do not spread any fake news or we may have to prosecute you.
"Wow, st Gabriel's Secondary school is truly the school of all time!"

"Nothing bad ever happens here!"

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St. Aloysius Gonzaga 

Ah shitty ass boring school in Mississauga. The kids that go there are either a nerds or they are wannabe Toronto mans. The only good thing abt this school is that it’s next to Erin mills and it’s a dead mall.
St. Aloysius Gonzaga by anonymous December 13, 2022

St Paul's Anglican Grammar School 

A school in Warragul and Traralgon, Victoria, Australia.
"Hey do you go to St Paul's Anglican Grammar School?"
"No. I do not go to St Paul's Anglican Grammar School."

St. Andrew Hospital for Girls 

Also known as St. Andrew Highschool for Girls, this is a mental institution in Jamaica that houses teen girls for seven years. Parents send unmanageable and clinically insane daughters here to cackle over iPhones, give man bun and occasionally learn math.
Steve: My ex girlfriend is crazy, she burned down 3 houses.
Rayquan: She is from St. Andrew Hospital for Girls

St. Andrew Hospital for Girls 

Also known as St. Andrew Highschool for Girls, this is a mental institution in Jamaica that houses teen girls for seven years. Parents send unmanageable and clinically insane daughters here to cackle over iPhones, give man bun and occasionally learn math.
Steve: My ex girlfriend is crazy, she burned down 3 houses.
Rayquan: She is from St. Andrew Hospital for Girls