slappy jack

where you take your hand then you slap it against your penis then slap it back again then do that over and over

I caught my son slappy jacking in the bathroom.

by This is the name your February 15, 2026

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Slapple'da'ole

When you go on a date and get so messed up you wake up at their parents place and your butt is sore. It's cause bro slapple'da'ole.

Her: I woke up next to an embarrassment with my butt hurting. Don't tell anyone.
The friend: don't tell me he slapple'da'ole.

by Skippy_smash March 7, 2026

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by Anonymous psoodonim March 11, 2025

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Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.

"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"

by Darminator05 April 1, 2025

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Slappy Sacks

A game both similar and incredibly different to tummy sticks. The game is played between to males, who take turn slapping each other in the balls. The game finishes once a player taps out. The loser then must give the winner sloppy toppy

Carl: My throat really hurts right now
Pete: Why's that
Carl: I played a game of Slappy Sacks with Jimmy yesterday, and I lost

by Theforbiddengamemaster May 5, 2025

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