Sex

Congrats you just searched up sex on urban dictionary. What do you have to say for yourself?

I had sex with your mom and dad last night

by Og Orange January 31, 2020

sex

you're probably below 10 years old and want to know what sex is. basically sex is when you put the weiner into the hot dog bun.

john : hey wanna have sex?
jenny : nah, unless we use a condom

by totallynottarek April 1, 2020

Sex

I think it means when my parents yell at each other

Mom and dad stop having sex.

by RussledJimmies April 12, 2020

Sex

Sex is a act that give a man a boner the he pees in the girls bum

I had sex with you sister last night.

by SJSU’s ususisj February 15, 2020

Sex

Sex is like maths

U add the bed
Then u subtract the cloths
Then u multiply the bootty and boobs
After u add the poison which makes the cok bigger

After u put the dick in the pussy or the fat ass

After u wait till ur pregnant with a big belly

I love having sex even though it hurts

by Azracelebi February 20, 2020

Sex

Something you won’t be able to achieve anytime in your life

You:
Crush:
You: wanna have sex
Crush: ewww no get away from me perv

by 69loney-boy420 February 26, 2020

Sex

Have sex

“Ahh push that dick in” amy moaned

“ of course “ Braden whispered in a Amy’s ear

Suddenly Braden took out his dick and pushed his finger in

“ deeper deeper” Amy moaned

“ until it hurts” Braden said

Listening to Amy’s moans only made him go deeper and deeper then he took his finger out of Amy’s vagina m and amy got on her knees and started to eat bradens big thick dick

“ mmm tastes good” Amy said as she stopped eating bradens cock

“ wait! I just remembered something WE FOGOT A CONDOM!”

Hey baby that was some amazing sex last night, your penis was nice and big

by I’m here and I’m dirty March 21, 2020