"Honey I could really use a blood rocket right now!"
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."
"Really? But we had pasta last night."
"Please, I NEED this.'
"Fine, lay down on the carpet."
by Daddy_issues July 29, 2019

Crotch rocket, a crotch rocket is a term for a motorcycle or cyclist that likes to gloat about having more than 2 cylinders, common things said by riders that own these bikes are that Harleys are slow, when in reality there trying to compensate for there tiny dick and how they think there special, these riders commonly are what are considered (see squid) squid, by old bikers for there lack of riding skills and how they act stupid on the road.
Jim: Look at the bozo on that crotch rocket
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
by Fucurbbrjcusve August 13, 2021

When your doing doggie style and instead of pulling out you cum in her and then snot rocket on her ass.
by Boat Taint March 19, 2020

by Pseuodopodia October 27, 2020

To suffer from explosive diarrhea.
Dude, those hot dogs must have been bad. I had one yesterday and today I've had to ride the rocket twice.
by Charles U. Farley II July 27, 2009

The Rocket Launch when you're about to cum and the girl flips onto her back and opens her mouth and while you're finishing sneezes rocketing you're cum onto your ballsack and headbutting your ass cheeks
by Novastrikr November 2, 2019

A Floridian rapper. Subjectively, his music is alright but lacks lyrical depth, personality, and technical ability. Personal character traits could be defined as: sneaky, manipulative, dishonest, cold, and lazy. Does have some redeeming qualities but not enough to tip any scales in his favor
by MeloYelo February 28, 2018
