Pounding the hot pot

'Pounding the hot pot' - A term given to a frustrated male that no longer has the capacity to control ones sexual compulsions. A process whereby all rationale and prior human decency are replaced by primordial carnal insanity. This is resolved via the acquisition of inanimate objects which are exploited for one or more forms of copulatory exertions.

As far as i know Jim had never been with a girl before. Some say it was because he was shy, but the truth was that he was absolutely hideous. This saw him 'pounding the hot pot' on a sickeningly frequent basis.

by cardboardboxer August 24, 2019

9 potted

Getting 9 potted feels like getting raped, but worse.

Jack: Oh my! did you see how he got 9 potted?
Emily: Brutally raped.

by someone u know loll June 6, 2022

Chili Pot Pie

To spray chili into a girls vagina.

I took my girl out for Mexican food last night and gave her a sexy dessert of chili pot pie when we got home.

by Doeschna March 18, 2017

Netty Pot

The sexual act forcefully ejaculating, that fluid goes through her sinuses and out her nose.

Got a cold? Let me replace your mucus with mine, While I Netty Pot you.

by Jonnpy December 28, 2024

Pot Buns

An alternative term for XiaoLongBaos that originated in China, made popular by WeChat. The pot in this instance refers to the wooden basket the steamed buns are cooked in.

Hey, I would like to order a serving of Pot Buns.

by drag1234 July 24, 2021

clam pot

The opposite of a sausage fest... when the ratio of VAG is greater than the almighty PEEN.

Sally's mom and dad took her and all 8 of her sisters on a family trip to Disney Land... lets just say the trip was a total clam pot for sally's dad.

by psychovixen666 May 23, 2014

weird pot pie

Includes at least 4 people with an equal male to female ratio. This is the act of having sex with carrots, peas, and potatoes inside of a pastry shell, using gravy as lube.

Did you hear about Noah? He got drunk last night and had a weird pot pie

by Misfortune77 September 5, 2017