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Cootie Points

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
by Zack, The Pisces January 6, 2013
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Exclamation point

When you're on your period, but it's so much worse.
Britney: Mom! I'm bleeding more than usual! This ain't just any period!
Britney's mom: What could it be, my dear Britney?
Britney: I'm on my "exclamation point!"
Britney's mom: What is that?
Britney: It's a period, but you bleed more and more!
by Matt_The_Anime_Man March 13, 2021
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king of the point

In King Of The Hill games, when just one player focuses on the hill and others just fight enemies
Person 1: Did you realize that we won so quickly?
Person 2: Yeah, thanks to the king of the point
by urbanils September 23, 2018
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Dew point

When it is beyond humid. When it is TOO FUCKING HUMID.
When it is beyond humid you say "It is so dew point right now you could jump in the air and swim away!"
by Krodinn June 3, 2024
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god point

A piece of advice or an observation that is so insightful, profound, and life-altering that it transcends ordinary good points. A god point has the power to significantly change perspectives, decisions, or even the course of one's life.

The term "god point" originated on imageboards like 4chan. Over time, it evolved to describe comments or advice that are exceptionally impactful and transformative.
Her advice on balancing work and personal life was a total god point. It completely changed how I manage my time.
by Ferdifuchs July 1, 2024
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bond points

Bonds points refer to being cool or having aura.
That guy has so many bond points.
by mkz_swag July 14, 2025
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confrontation point

The time when and the place where an individual or a group confronts someone.
Buster had had it with Mary's daily whining and he asked her to stop it. The time and place someone confronts someone else is called the confrontation point.
by but for September 29, 2021
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