Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.
Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009
Get the Muddy Playing Conditionsmug. God damn they got tempest again and our warbeast can't farm boots for 20mins. It's like playing with fux.
by koralama January 27, 2010
Get the Like playing with fux.mug. An action or series of actions generally regarded as innovative and/or intelligent, generally in gaming, usually in a competitive context
Alice: Did you see the Packers game last night when they threw the ball to the quarterback for a touchdown?
Bob: Yeah, what a 200 IQ play!
Bob: Yeah, what a 200 IQ play!
by Fanta_Is_The_Best_Soda June 13, 2018
Get the 200 IQ Playmug. when a chick puts her lips on the side of your banger and slides her tongue across the side of your shaft while sucking, kinda like playing a harmonica but sucking instead of blowing...
man i'll never forget the way your mom was playing the meat whistle last night, i blew one right in her face!
by ugmotheug December 31, 2007
Get the playing the meat whistlemug. That little shithead that has horrible burns and always trash talks you even though you didn't say anything. Also has a bad temper when all the people playing the game with him start trash talking him back.
by Kiwi licker November 9, 2017
Get the Brenden playing xboxmug. Also can be written as playacantplay
When a player cannot play multiple people at the one time. Efficient time management and juggling skills are necessary to a achieve a 'player can play' status. Combining the skills required with an attractive poker face to deceive all involved in the games being played
When a player cannot play multiple people at the one time. Efficient time management and juggling skills are necessary to a achieve a 'player can play' status. Combining the skills required with an attractive poker face to deceive all involved in the games being played
Janey: Can you believe he has a girlfriend? But he has been with me every night? How did I not know this?
Sally: Well girl - obviously playa can't play otherwise he would of covered his tracks!
Sally: Well girl - obviously playa can't play otherwise he would of covered his tracks!
by vcpr2013 July 27, 2013
Get the playa can't playmug. Azu: Yoo Maddie just scored a goal.
Stafford: Ayeeee say slime play that.
TJ: Wow, you beat me again
KaMya: Yessir, say slime play that
Stafford: Ayeeee say slime play that.
TJ: Wow, you beat me again
KaMya: Yessir, say slime play that
by LilSpicyy April 22, 2019
Get the say slime play thatmug.