Muddy Playing Conditions

Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.

Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009

Like playing with fux.

When your teammates in a game fail.

God damn they got tempest again and our warbeast can't farm boots for 20mins. It's like playing with fux.

by koralama January 27, 2010

200 IQ Play

An action or series of actions generally regarded as innovative and/or intelligent, generally in gaming, usually in a competitive context

Alice: Did you see the Packers game last night when they threw the ball to the quarterback for a touchdown?

Bob: Yeah, what a 200 IQ play!

by Fanta_Is_The_Best_Soda June 13, 2018

playing the meat whistle

when a chick puts her lips on the side of your banger and slides her tongue across the side of your shaft while sucking, kinda like playing a harmonica but sucking instead of blowing...

man i'll never forget the way your mom was playing the meat whistle last night, i blew one right in her face!

by ugmotheug December 31, 2007

Exclusive (Role Play)

Only having one partner/mate, and you only write in a romantic or sexual context on and off of the timeline with that one partner. When writing with others it is platonic.

I am exclusive (role play) with my writing partner.

by Darker September 30, 2020

Nun Playing the Trumpet

A low, quiet, almost melodic fart. It is sometimes associated with the sound a woman makes when she farts and is often mistaken for a creaky door.

I like kimchi, but kimchi doesn't like me. Like if you want to hear the nun playing the trumpet, you get me a little bit of kimchi.

by RedRockRun October 18, 2013

say slime play that

say slime play that is a universal ad-lib that can be used in any given conversation.

Azu: Yoo Maddie just scored a goal.

Stafford: Ayeeee say slime play that.

TJ: Wow, you beat me again
KaMya: Yessir, say slime play that

by LilSpicyy April 22, 2019