Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.
Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.
by Dik hed July 29, 2017
Get the prime the pipemug. "You were supposed to be a side effect of the drugs"
"I'm not a hallucination,” Neil said, nonplussed. “You are a pipe dream,” Andrew said.” “Hope was a dangerous, disquieting thing, but he thought perhaps he liked it.”
"I'm not a hallucination,” Neil said, nonplussed. “You are a pipe dream,” Andrew said.” “Hope was a dangerous, disquieting thing, but he thought perhaps he liked it.”
by Evlabia January 22, 2022
Get the Pipe dreammug. by Thehardcunt November 7, 2017
Get the magic pipemug. 
Within the confines of a long distance relationship, you cannot have any sexual intercourse (AKA “laying pipe”). Thus much like back taxes, you must pay a lot more pipe than you usually would upon seeing your significant other to make up for the back-pipe.
Man I just saw my girlfriend after 2 months being apart. We didn’t even sleep our first night together, had to make up for the back-pipe. *wink* *wink*
by Aaayyyy June 6, 2024
Get the Back-Pipemug. An innate desire to make sweet harmonious love to her lady parts in a style indicative of master slayer Wesley Pipes.
'Make it nasty' - Wes P.
'Make it nasty' - Wes P.
"Mate, she's giving me the 'I'm gonna milk your balls dry look. So, watch me strap that pussy, and let me wreck it like a crash dummy - full Pipes style".
by Wes P. November 9, 2021
Get the Full Pipesmug. by Pipinghot January 27, 2020
Get the Pipemug.