You stole my big pot

You stole my big pot something in fortnite when some fucking cunt steals your big pot.
You: you stole my big pot .
Friend: I'm dead fuck idoit.
by cum dumpster 12343533 November 15, 2022
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pot doctor

A doctor who evaluates your issues, whatever they may (or may not) be, and declares that yes indeed sir or ma'am you are entitled to some medical marijuana as the cure for what ails you, and gives you a scrip, and then off you go to the dispensary.
Ya know, it's funny how the pot doctor didn't examine my eyes at all, but still wrote me a scrip saying that I need pot for glaucoma.
by Klendathu_Jones March 21, 2016
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Plant-potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK
Q: "Would you try plant-potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"
by jamthecat February 01, 2010
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Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)
"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"
by NumaticPatrick February 20, 2016
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Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.
It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.
by thefoetus February 20, 2016
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out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female
the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day
by mr shush July 27, 2010
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Plant Pot Defender

Gay Bitch who smokes pot all day and is usually to busy for his friends and hates people, most likely a virgin on discord
that guys name is plant pot defender must be a homo
by Not TrevorBear123 January 19, 2021
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