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Muddy Playing Conditions

Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.
Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009
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Like playing with fux.

When your teammates in a game fail.
God damn they got tempest again and our warbeast can't farm boots for 20mins. It's like playing with fux.
by koralama January 27, 2010
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200 IQ Play

An action or series of actions generally regarded as innovative and/or intelligent, generally in gaming, usually in a competitive context
Alice: Did you see the Packers game last night when they threw the ball to the quarterback for a touchdown?

Bob: Yeah, what a 200 IQ play!
by Fanta_Is_The_Best_Soda June 13, 2018
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playing the meat whistle

when a chick puts her lips on the side of your banger and slides her tongue across the side of your shaft while sucking, kinda like playing a harmonica but sucking instead of blowing...
man i'll never forget the way your mom was playing the meat whistle last night, i blew one right in her face!
by ugmotheug December 31, 2007
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Nun Playing the Trumpet

A low, quiet, almost melodic fart. It is sometimes associated with the sound a woman makes when she farts and is often mistaken for a creaky door.
I like kimchi, but kimchi doesn't like me. Like if you want to hear the nun playing the trumpet, you get me a little bit of kimchi.
by RedRockRun October 18, 2013
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play the Santa card

When an adult tries to influence a child's behavior by telling them that Santa Claus is watching.
The kids I was babysitting were so incorrigible I had to play the Santa card.
by Grace Hicks December 5, 2012
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playa can't play

Also can be written as playacantplay

When a player cannot play multiple people at the one time. Efficient time management and juggling skills are necessary to a achieve a 'player can play' status. Combining the skills required with an attractive poker face to deceive all involved in the games being played
Janey: Can you believe he has a girlfriend? But he has been with me every night? How did I not know this?
Sally: Well girl - obviously playa can't play otherwise he would of covered his tracks!
by vcpr2013 July 27, 2013
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