Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.
Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009
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by koralama January 27, 2010
Get the Like playing with fux. mug.An action or series of actions generally regarded as innovative and/or intelligent, generally in gaming, usually in a competitive context
Alice: Did you see the Packers game last night when they threw the ball to the quarterback for a touchdown?
Bob: Yeah, what a 200 IQ play!
Bob: Yeah, what a 200 IQ play!
by Fanta_Is_The_Best_Soda June 13, 2018
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man i'll never forget the way your mom was playing the meat whistle last night, i blew one right in her face!
by ugmotheug December 31, 2007
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I like kimchi, but kimchi doesn't like me. Like if you want to hear the nun playing the trumpet, you get me a little bit of kimchi.
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When a player cannot play multiple people at the one time. Efficient time management and juggling skills are necessary to a achieve a 'player can play' status. Combining the skills required with an attractive poker face to deceive all involved in the games being played
When a player cannot play multiple people at the one time. Efficient time management and juggling skills are necessary to a achieve a 'player can play' status. Combining the skills required with an attractive poker face to deceive all involved in the games being played
Janey: Can you believe he has a girlfriend? But he has been with me every night? How did I not know this?
Sally: Well girl - obviously playa can't play otherwise he would of covered his tracks!
Sally: Well girl - obviously playa can't play otherwise he would of covered his tracks!
by vcpr2013 July 27, 2013
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