Noob

A politer word for 'boob'. Used usually when describing two individuals as together 4-evah in a bad way.
Variation: Noobies.

Lilz: Omgz. They're such NOOBS.
Teacher: Did you just call them boobs?
Lilz: 'Course not! Noobs, ma'am!
Teacher: Kay then! Alrightie! Keep it up. :)

by KayI'mKewl March 21, 2011

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sassy noob

Reavenger's girlfriend. biggest asian in town. is the patient zero of aids, basically lives down in china town because she's asian.
Works at a chinese restaurant, why reavengers has got the whole chinese menu memorized.
She's asian which means she's as flat as a board, eyes that are scary as hell and tries to act like the rest of us.

Whoa that girl was a sassy noob.
Hey billy joe you see that sassy noob with that reavengers?

by maste chief8 January 19, 2008

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noob cake

A noob that is extemely gay, they usually are bisexual and suck at gaming.

Hey Tyler, you suck at Call of Duty, you noob cake!

by KoreanxPownage April 26, 2011

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noob

a person who is not a professional at something but insists that they are better than you

This noob tried to buy my phone for $100,even when i told him/her its $5000

by GT broes February 3, 2017

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You're a noob for not knowing what a noob is. You're actually such a noob that you had to look up the word noob on urbandictionary. Wait, should I say this in your language?
Translated into noob:
ur lyk a n00b 4 nawt noin wut a n00b izz. ur acshally suchhhh a n00b dat u had 2 l00k up da werd n00b 0n urbandickshanary.

noob: wutz lyk a n00b???!!??!1!1!!!
actual person: You don't know what a noob is? Wow, you're such a noob!
noob: but lyk wut iz dat??!?!!? lyk wtf lyk????!?!1!?!?!!?
actual person: *sigh*

by why are you such a noob? November 27, 2010

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