Mexican Master Key

A Crowbar or a coat hanger

I accidentally left my keys in my car, so I had to use the Mexican Master Key to get them out.

by wolfpacleader1986 October 10, 2010

mexican fuck knuckles

When a large mexican man shoves his knuckles violently in the (mexican) females vagina, and spins his hand around counter clock wise, as if he were opening a jar of jelly. Then he takes his other hand, and opens up more space to then stick his penis in and masturbate. with both hands.

what the fuck is with these crazy boarder hoppers doing all these mexican fuck knuckles in gas stations.

by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

Mexican Star Wars

An act of homosexual behavior in which two men with erections put on glow-in-the-dark condoms and "fight" each other as if to imitate a lightsaber fight from the Star Wars series (sound effects may be added).

Steven and Giovanni played Mexican Star Wars together last night.

by Zubulu April 13, 2010

Mexican Microwave

Noun - The act of eating a cheap mexican microwavable burrito, going for a run to mix up the contents of your stomach, and using the explosive diarrhea that results as lube for sex with your partner.

- Dude, you seen my burrito that was in the freezer?
- Yeah, I used it to give sheila a Mexican Microwave.
- Oh, sweet. How was it?
- It was Nasty, I puked on her.

by sexyymonkeyy69 March 16, 2013

Mexican Jumping Beans

When a man cums on a womans breasts, and then slaps the sides and bottoms of the breasts, the sperm drops will bounce up and down.

I gave your sister a bunch of mexican jumping beans.

by A-Wall9 May 26, 2009

Mexican love

The act of a Mexican expressing the ultimate form of love by sharing a 2 dollar taco with their lover

Juan took Kyleigh to their local taco bell and bought a two dollar taco to express his Mexican love

by socko232 January 12, 2010