Math

Teacher: (10.5 x 9) + 5.5
Smart student: 100!
Dumb student: umm...

Diplomathic question

by URB4N D1C710N4RY May 20, 2021

Maths

The ultimate mindscrew

Maths is a legal way to commit mental abuse to humans.

by UltimateDoge May 25, 2021

Maths

If you don't know what Maths means it means this:
M-ental

A-buse
T-o
H-uman
S-ouls

thank you for you're time.

What does Maths do to you? Well that's an easy question!
Math ruins your brain is a piece of shit and the people in its questions are lazy motherfuckers and should die be in Hell being tormented by the Vengeful Spirit in FNaF.

by Rikoinnit_ May 25, 2021

Cool math games

literally everyone's childhood in one website

yo bro, remember when we use to play cool math games when we were younger

by CODE_R3BIRTH April 29, 2021

Maths

The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction

Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.

Steve later told him to go eat a dick

by Osaka-ramen chan November 5, 2021

Maths

The incorrect British spelling of “Math,” where they add a plural to the end and try to justify it as a contraction

Steve, I just finished all my maths.
It’s a contraction of mathematics, Steve. Pronounce it correctly like me.

Steve later told him to go eat a dick

by Osaka-ramen chan November 5, 2021

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021