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machine type

Pertaining to a firearm using high capacity ammunition feeding devices that is discharged at a high rate of speed through use of man operated mechanical means. Such as a hand crank or dual trigger.
Machine type weapons include a hand cranked gatling gun or belt fed machine gun out fitted with dual trigger or handcrank.
by PKFH January 25, 2012
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Micro Machines

Game based off the 80's toys of the same name. The series lasted from 1991 - 2017, with the most recent game being... Well... Depends how you see it.

The games will usually start by you choosing a character (ex: Walter, Cherry, Spider, Chen) and racing. You can qualify if you've reached 1st or 2nd place and move onto the next race. There is also a mode called Head-to-Head, where racers have to end the race with the most points (by making the opponent drive off-screen).
Person: Hey, wanna play Micro Machines?
Person 2: Yeah, as long as it isn't Turbo Tournament 96'. I fucking hate that one.
by questionaaaaah March 11, 2024
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Green Machine

When you take a green smoothie and rub it on your body and drink it off of you
Damn my cock taste good after a Green Machine
by CREAMSTER69 September 6, 2021
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moo machine

if it moos i'll eat it and if that moo machine is lucky enough i'll make it into a tender brisket
by Pseudonyms are great March 12, 2025
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Gooch Machine

A girl that receives so many gooches that she can make a factory full of them.
by The Banter Lad January 7, 2017
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Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person who wastes their time copying and pasting the same information in multiple locations because:
1. The systems are not interconnected.
2. Leadership and key contributors refuse to look at the SSOT (single source of truth) and each want it provided through a different channel
3. You are required by management to post it in multiple places hoping anyone will view it.
The human copying machine could be doing so much more for our customers if they were wasting time.
by troll3193 February 5, 2023
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fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping
Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
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