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Jack Mac

A fucking skinny-ass bitch who is allergic to women and was born of incestual relations.
You're a Jack mac, how do you feel?
by puss-cmunch November 29, 2023
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Mac

Mac is fat, lazy, and will make a mess wherever he goes. Thinks he can cook but thinks using 3 cans of pasta sauce to make butter chicken will taste good. His grill-skills are pretty good though. Mac is in general pretty gross, his hair is usually inwashed, he leaves his socks on the couch (after covering it with crumbs and leaving a plate of rib bones on it for 2 weeks), and his room is always covered in dirty clothes and chip bags. Despite this he does not smell... strangely. Mac is a horrible driver and his car is covered in scars as a result. Mac will run red lights like its going out of style and breaks something on his car every other week. Has a sweet head of hair.
Mac
by Big T, the small D March 21, 2020
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MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish

1.) A woman/man that applies makeup that is able to extremely alter their physical appearance so they appear more physically appealing than they actually are without makeup.
1.) My friend Kyle told me that he decided to take his date swimming for their 1st date to make sure she wasn't a MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish underneath the pounds of makeup he seen she had applied to her face.

2.) Carlton was traumatized by Danielle after he woke up the next morning and walked pasted the mirror where she was standing. After seeing her face without makeup he thought to himself "I've got to get this woman away from me. She's MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish. I will never get drunk and bring home another woman that wears MAC makeup or any makeup matter of factly."
by CourTahKnee April 28, 2023
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Mac

Afriend or person who looks at your Snapchat story and loses your streak but dosent open up your snaps.
by thatonegirl2001 December 18, 2016
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Mac Demarco special

Getting high and drunk and stripping naked to do karaoke while shoving a drum stick up your asshole
Do you ever have the urge to do a Mac Demarco special?

No nigga tf
by Ohioskipitti May 11, 2024
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Foofy Mac Foof Cake

A young father that loves a quiet drink with best mates Matty(Watto) & Greg(Smith)

Resembles a panda bear with 4 beaten pieces of minute steak dragging between his legs with 2 great northern can swallowing crevices
Foofy Mac Foof Cake got multiple rocks thrown at him for having 2 rum bottle swallowing vaginas
by Mogo Creek June 24, 2018
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Macced

(Noun) The action of a MACC student taking possession of an object
When Leaf saw a free swing on the swing set they quickly rushed in and macced the swing by getting on it.
by I'm a MACCer October 17, 2022
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