March 15

March 15th is the day we’re you fuck with a friend.

Hey, yo I fucked your mon last night

Friend: WHAT?
I was kidding it’s March 15th! Mess with your friend day!

Friend: Oh ok

by GlossyGalaxy54 March 15, 2020

March 3

Most loyal and kind hearted people are born!

But if you trigger them they might slit you throat!

Damn!! He’s a March 3!!

by Pawsssssssss May 10, 2020

March 9

it’s yoongi’s birthday get on your knees

‘what’s the date’
‘march 9’
‘get on your knees’

by strfrgmnt May 10, 2022

March 2

This is national crush day this is the day you can take one of your crush hoodies or sweat pants and they can't say no

Girl: hey could you bring me one of your hoodies

Crush: why

Girl: it is march 2

Crush: oh ok i will glad to know you like me

by Random thoughts 009 January 3, 2022

March 2

This is the day all the cutest people were born
And all the slags are born

Friend: she’s so cute
Other friend: she’s born in March 2

by Hahahahaloser45678 May 29, 2022

March 19

March 19th National violently hump the boys day

This is the day where all your homies express their physical love toward you. Meet up with your homies and hump them as many times as you can handle.

On march 19th you go to the courthouse to receive a fine for making out with your dog. You see that the Judge is your homie and both of you violently hump each other in front of the courtroom.

by Momma boner November 9, 2021

march 9th

national hug day!!!

can i have a hug? it’s march 9th

by calliexxx March 8, 2022