Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Simone land

The hottest woman on the planet

#1 Rated Milf

She was a real Simone Land

She was really Hot

by tittytwister69420 October 2, 2022

BEJROVBOOTY 👙 AND GANBJRASTASS LAND

A nice theme park where you can meet Doubjrags and relbjaloods and BEJroooocks etc.
There's even a rollercoaster called "Doubjrag's Flaming Mouth"

BEJROVBOOTY 👙 AND GANBJRASTASS LAND is a very cool theme park. Rate 10/10 because i could pet the doubjrags because they were friendly.

Inspired by Lonnie Benningfield junior

by Bluetext6572 April 5, 2025

tank land

tank land.

tank land.

by Debskelly1985 April 20, 2023

Vietnam Landing Strip

A Vietnam Landing Strip is when a guy doesn't wipe his ass and has shit on him until it forms in a landing strip shape. In sexual terms, a girl would land her tongue on the strip and lick it until it's clean.

Dude, my girl asked if she could play with my Vietnam Landing Strip. Her tongue felt like warm jello

by Sophisticated Gentlemen February 11, 2023

land stealers

The white people who took are fucking land

Black people: you damn land stealer

Land stealers: hahahah

by Andrea palacios September 15, 2022

Dragon Land

A mobile game that actually could've lived up to the standards of a Spyro successor that we should've been getting after the fuckery that's Skylanders and Activision's greed, but NOOOO. Socialpoint seems so stuck up on making the game for themselves and ONLY for themselves! Dragon Land gets the most bs updates that somehow make Ubisoft golden in comparison -- updates that make each episode shorter, updates that move levels to episodes you have to unlock with gems (the bs mobile kind), and updates that force half-day level-up times for when you max out your dragon -- all for the sake of "improvement." I don't know what's worse anymore - Skylanders, the game that fucked up one of PlayStation's rising stars, or this game, the game that could no longer make itself a good Spyro game if it tried.

Spyro: "You done fucked up, Dragon Land. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL FREE, NOT FEEL THE BURN!"

by ShutUpImMe June 7, 2016