best person in the world was born.. i love my baby to death.. i can imagine the world without you.. you’re so amazing and handsome.. i miss you so much and i can’t wait to see you again.. if your boyfriend or girlfriend was born on june 30th marry that motherfreaker
by am2006 September 7, 2020
Get the june thirtieth mug.Throw anyone named Mecha or Willow down a flight of stairs whether it's kid toy stairs or a real life building type of stairs. A real good experience and bonding time for the both of you, very romantic in the feefeelandian language <33
Mecha, sweating: Please get away-
Friend: I t i s June third m e c h a y o u c a n ' t e s c a p e
Mecha: *sobs*
Friend: I t i s June third m e c h a y o u c a n ' t e s c a p e
Mecha: *sobs*
by notfeefeexoxo October 6, 2020
Get the June third mug.This day doesn’t really exist. This day is fake. This is a lie. There was never really a June 4th, it’s july 4th u idiots. Oh yea also this is national sniff rotten cantaloupes day. But it doesn’t exist so...
by nishinoyas.pinkie.toe October 19, 2020
Get the June 4th mug.'Model-like' girl which will blow your mind with her extreme retardation and bimbotic-ness. She is short, so short you can't possibly see her right under your nose.
Her best comeback is "shut up!", which is the only comeback she knows. Other stuff she does is pretty much retarded.
Her best comeback is "shut up!", which is the only comeback she knows. Other stuff she does is pretty much retarded.
by abuDan April 26, 2012
Get the June May mug.A jail seen in every mall. Arrested shoppers can sit in here for hours at a time. June Jails are always guarded by at least security guard taking shifts. The first use of a June Jail was when June Drabble got arrested by her husband, Ralph, for eating candy that she didn't pay for. A June Jail is fun to sit in and will always be there when you're tired from shopping. So if you want a place to rest when your shopping failed, head on over to the nearest June Jail!
Ralph: I can't believe this! You stole a malt ball, honeybunch?! You're gonna have to sit in the June Jail.
June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!
Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)
Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.
June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)
Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.
June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.
Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?
June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!
June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!
Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)
Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.
June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)
Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.
June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.
Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?
June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 15, 2011
Get the June Jail mug.Person 1:Hey do you what to go to the mall
Person 2: sure why
Person 1: BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL SHOPPING SPREE DAY! Did you forget it’s June 24th?
Person 2: oh yea but you can pay
Person 2: sure why
Person 1: BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL SHOPPING SPREE DAY! Did you forget it’s June 24th?
Person 2: oh yea but you can pay
by Kate24th March 21, 2023
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