Jordan

A substitute for the N-word

Person 1: bruh i hate jordans

Person 2: Same

by Swankers April 10, 2021

Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.

Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.

by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017

Michael Jordan

ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)

"Whos the goat bro."

"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."

by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023

kory jordan

a fat dude with no girls.

Wow Kory Jordan has no swag what so ever.

by Mean Roaster5000 February 23, 2017

Jordan

Male from Alabama that will nut in your step sister in a heart beat

Jordan like boys

by Veronica’s better sister April 5, 2019

International fuck Jordan's bitch day

This is a very special and dear United States holiday with everybody goes to fuck Jordan's bitch

"it's international fuck Jordan's bitch day let's go see the hoe!

by slimeyshotts April 30, 2025

Jordan

A guy with an a million dollar smile. Makes a crude amount of your mom jokes but 90 percent of them are 10/10 so it’s acceptable. So handsome you have to make sure your sister and mom don’t fall for him!! Gives good hugs and better kisses. Has no earthly idea how to say goodbye. Be careful, he will become your favorite person, proceed with caution if you don’t plan on being obsessed.

Whose that absolutely god tier dude on the hover board over there? Oh that’s Jordan

by ninja fairy supervillain January 8, 2022