Jack Lungry is a famous man who's mouth is said to be as big as six windows. He holds the world record for "most food eaten in one sitting" and was born in Madison, Wisconsin. It is said that he ate Michael Tungry, but not enough evidence was found to convict Jack. It is still under debate today whether or not he did eat Tungry.
James: There is no way Jack Lungry ate Michael Tungry, especially not if Michael had just eaten three mungrys.
Jordan: I saw it happen with my own eyes!
Jordan: I saw it happen with my own eyes!
by Poop on a loop March 10, 2009
Get the Jack Lungrymug. (after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow" by a British noble)
Jack Sparrow: There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.
Jack Sparrow: There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.
by iqwb June 20, 2013
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Get the Jack Averymug. A factual telling of a situation or story.
(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")
(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")
When Cookie limped into Doctor Bob's office with a cast on her foot, he said, "what happened to your foot?" Cookie replied, 'It was sort of cold yesterday so I wore my black wool coat and a little green hat that matched the stripe on the coat to take out Mitzi for her morning pee-pee, she wasn't feeling too well because she got her rabies shot yesterday, and...."
Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"
Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."
Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"
Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."
by Mensa Cookie December 20, 2010
Get the Jack Webbmug. by JACK CHAIN July 25, 2023
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