premature jumpulation

A term used in volleyball when the hitter attempts to spike the ball, but jumps too early - resulting in a loss of the point.

Man, we would have won that game if it wasn't for your premature jumpulation.

by Piper808 November 23, 2007

jean jump

The stupid looking jump/hop one does while putting on a pair of tight fitting jeans. Not to be confused with pants dance.

Alice bought a new pair of jeans and had to do some jean jumping to get them on.

by Zave March 9, 2008

issues jump

PR-speak for desperately attempting to jump the bandwagon on a story that is one or more news cycles old, and will have gone stale by the time the PR firm has explained what an issues jump actually is.

"we are making an issues jump on this news event"

by henry.henry August 19, 2008

Cuch Jumper

A male that is quick to jump from one pussy to another pussy in a short period.

"Ay man, weren't you with Jamie last night"

"Yeah, but I'm with Meg today"

"Oh, nigga you a cuch jumper"

by momo piffmaster August 12, 2009

Race Jumper

Someone who jumps to the conclusion that you are being racist because of something vague that you say.

Eddie: dude, I bet you are awesome at basketball
Paul:What? Just because i'm Black?
Eddie:No dude! because you're like 12 feet tall, you race jumper

by Johnny Fird-Rike June 29, 2010

Wall jumper

A wall jumper is a derogatory name and slur used for Mexicans, This slur was Created by another Mexican in 2021 in June. @aonaran.veronika

Person 1: Dude Veronika is such a wall jumper

Person 2: right like wyd do u want beaner?

by yastepmomma June 23, 2021

The infamous base jump

When a female (or male if your gay) is sleeping, you wake up before them and lay them belly down to the bed, tying your spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner. WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.

Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her the infamous base jump and she died of eternal ass bleeding... Oh dear

by Quastel Laywanka April 17, 2010