Nonnas Living Room

Then you place a ziplock bag over your hand while in the shower with intent to masturbate . Also you are an Italian American.

It’s sucks that I had to get sticking on my finger but at least when I shower I can visit Nonnas Living Room.

by Spronk Beach July 1, 2025

sicker calves have lived

no matter how high the odds are stacked against you, you can still prosper

You are down 9 to 2 in euchre but sicker calves have lived

by one sick calf March 6, 2010

Live

‣ Noun

- the truth

‣ “On a live?”

- Are you being serious?

Commonly replaced with “Vli” as an alternative.

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.

- “you’re capping”
- “Jaq I’m tuning the live (or “vli”).”

by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

live laugh love mom

somebody, typically a southern mom, who loves the phrase live laugh love unironically, and they use it day to day. they also typically buy merchandise associated with it.

amy and lauren recently went on a trip to hobby lobby, and bought a live laugh love pillow. they would later bring this back to their house, where their kids made fun of them, calling them live laugh love moms

by paeudonym1994 June 27, 2022

living banner

An annoying person who intensively promotes his political views to everyone and everywhere, by any means, despite the fact that no one wants to read or hear them.

-I painted an entire city with anarchist slogans today
-You're such a living banner, Tommy, get a life and a job

by Coco Jambo November 12, 2021

Live Music Askhole

ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.

noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.

This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.

by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018

live in ignorance

Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness

Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness

by Landon_memegod November 8, 2022