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future friend

a person that has not yet reached the actual level of relationship status to be defined as a "friend" in your life, but you think he/she is cool and will gladly shotgun a beer with her on a beach or take a body shot off a ginger with.
"Whose your friend that you were talking to over there? -- she seemed cool"
"Oh that girl? Nah she's not my friend...she's my future friend. her name is Jill"
"...oh Gotcha."
by party ninja May 13, 2014
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Friends Syndrome

When you constantly clap the Friends clapping bit whenever someone says friends
John: Why does he keep clapping when i say friends
Steve: *clap clap clap clap*
Wick: I think he has Friends Syndrome
by TheRokt June 2, 2017
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Liquid friend

Liquor, Beer, anything that can get your drunk.
"Wheres my liquid freind cause i need another drink?"- Mr bones
by SexBandit88 January 28, 2005
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my friend

Synonymous with migrainous condition, phrase recognizes the intimate nature of recurrent throbbing headaches that have become part of daily living.
“My friend is back...I am bluer than the sky--hammers are pounding, my mind is exploding static electricity
by Muyuna December 10, 2004
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friends with bens

See also "friends with benefits." A further slang of the aforementioned slang.

The mutual attraction between two friends that is acted on in a purely sexual manner. The individuals do not consider themselves to be bound by the constraints of a "relationship." They are merely friends in all aspects except for the added bedroom "benefits."

Alternately, a committed pair who officially "break up," though continue their sexual relationship.
a Joe and Mary were in a dating "dry spell" and decided to become friends with bens for awhile.

b Although Joe and Mary broke up two months ago, they still have a lot of sleepovers. Must be a friends with bens situation.
by Anonymous Individual February 15, 2006
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Bro-Friend

A combination of the 2 worst things a woman can say to a guy who likes her:
1. You're just like a brother to me
2. Let's just be friends

The combination of both of these becomes a lethal Left / right hook combo that becomes "Bro-Friend"
Guy: So I was out for drinks with this girl and she dropped the dropped a brutal line on me!

Friend: What was it

Guy: She called me her "Bro-Friend"

Friend: Damnn! you guys are done!
by Age Capo February 16, 2007
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Facebook friend

Person you've spent more time reading their updates online than seeing them in person.
I have no idea where I met this Facebook friend, but I'm really glad she still keeps all her updates public.
by sokirk September 29, 2011
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