About as useful as a dry bar of soap

Useless.

"Cba"

"You're about as useful as a dry bar of soap"

by T4Y March 30, 2022

I want to smack her back and leave her fucking dry.

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Person 343: I want to smack her back and leave her fucking dry.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Dry

-when your no fun and always be a goody goody

Dam Emily why do you have to be so dry all the time

by 🚫♋️👦🏽 May 18, 2015

dry tony

after going for a dump, and finding no toilet paper, one proceeds to ass wipe with a towel.

there was no toilet paper in the long drop, had to do a dry tony

by PettyPineapple May 20, 2018

dry bitch

that one girl who you don't invite to group chats.any chat that she's in, it dies from dehydration.ANY group chat,you could have the most lively one ever but as soon as you say your gonna add her.it dies.

"yeah she killed out gc she's a dry bitch"

by justhayden0 July 28, 2021

My fridge is dry

I have no food which is worth eating in my fridge. Probably mums leftover fucking pasta sauce.

I was hungry so I went to go look in the fridge then I remembered that my fridge is dry.

by BlackToast69 September 25, 2020

dry cute

When a person has dry humor, but it ends up being cute.

That girl is so dry cute. I mean, did you hear her joke?

by drycutie123 February 25, 2025