Dan

Kike handler?

Hym "Oh shit and Dan is a Jew? Wow! So that's the deal, huh? The Jews are trying to destroy me! Their going to come after me with their schizophrenic delusions of superiority! That is hilarious! What an absolute joke!"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

Dans

When someone tells you to f*** off or in other words get lost.

“Aw mate heard you got pied by some girl the other day”

“Nah mate it was me who pied her, just told her to dans”

by Karol Maple June 7, 2019

dan

cool guy

dan is a cool guy

by knfdsnkfakjafdsjkhdfsjkh September 24, 2019

dan

when someone with mulitple kg of smegma proceeds to dump it all out on the kitchen table and do lines of it.

dan likes men

by demurious December 15, 2024

Dan staples

If you need to ask you don’t know

The band of the time is all you need to know dan staples

by Player hater101 May 27, 2018

Ugly Dan

Ugly Dan is a fat hag who only cares about money and fame and uses you for food and money.

Ugly Dan: Hey be my friend

Girl 1: Ok

Ugly Dan: Lets go to your house we can have food there oh and can I have some money to buy something I don’t have any allowance.

Girl 1: Um, ok. Here’s 10,000$

Ugly Dan: SORRY I have to go.

by toby x shrek August 12, 2021

Dan

Dan is that one friend that everyone has that falls in love with the first woman that looks at him, so much so that he would ditch his life long friends for, even if she looks like his fat twin sister with shovel hands & is build like a tractor!

Don't worry single desperate mums their is a dan out there for all of you.

by Funkyfarts February 16, 2023