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Dan Schneider'd

to get raped by a wealthy person, usually over millions per month.
"I feel bad for your sister who got Dan Schneider'd man, I hope she recovers from that."
by themanwhomans May 9, 2024
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Dan the Sexy Stickman

a stickman that's sexy and named dan. that's literally it. he's also rich.
Person 1: Have you heard about that rich dude Dan?
Person 2: ..who?
Person 1: Dan the Sexy Stickman. Heard about him??
Person 2: ..no. And how is a stickman sexy ???
by g3n0.sy0 July 20, 2020
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Se dan un tiro

Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it means they could hold a duel or could easily have a one on one gentleman’s fist fight.

What it actually means is that two things are equal in measure to such a point that they might need to resort to drastic measures in order to change one’s perception.
That chick’s hot af.

Yeah but check out this one…

*pulls out phone and shows a picture*

Se dan un tiro.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 11, 2024
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Dan

A person who hates all living being in this exciting and is a slave to the memes lord
by #meme lord May 17, 2019
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Dan

Fucking dan, who orders 15 burritos
by Daddy005 August 3, 2022
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Dan

Dan is a 'man' who makes lots of promises and never keeps them. He makes arrangements for a 'fuck' but then makes excuses to why the 'fuck' is not happening. If you want to fuck him, you would normally have to follow him to Spain or a seedy seaside resort in England, full of crackheads, he thinks his cock is that fuckinfantastic that women should travel miles to have it slapped round their face.... but then he blows them out at the last moment.
Dans' can normally be found chatting shit on the internet, licking windows in caravan parks or masturbating in public toilets. They tend to be hypochondriacs, who like lots of sympathy and are a little bit simple, they also answer to the name 'Harvs' or 'Cunt'.
Overall Dan tends to be a let down, but you can have lots of fun taking the piss out of him, his small willy and small brain and the fact that he is a pussy
'I was gonna get my dirtbox smashed last night, but the bloke 'done a Dan'

'Done a Dan' means a no show and no fucking
by BagelSquasher September 16, 2022
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Dan

A vessel of light, made to suffer, always paying the ultimate sacrific. Can give love but never able to receive it.
by Danodeluxe April 1, 2022
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